Tesla Bot Takes Tech Demos to Their Logical Conclusion
The robot used to be not really true. Or is it really true, depending on whether you believe reality is related to physiology or if you think this whole reality is a simulate. That said, the robot is actually a human cosplay as a humanoid robot.
The robot changing stage during Tesla’s AI Day yesterday afternoon, a three-hour demo of autonomous car shapes and slides titled “Multi-Scale Feature Pyramid Fusion.” The big news without incident is a new custom AI chip for data centers, and a supercomputing system called Dojo. Later in the livestream, founder and chief executive officer of Tesla Elon Musk revealed that Tesla is working on this robot. People followed, because of Musk. Then they laughed, because of the robot. But the comedy is in them.
After the first appearance of being hard armed and arthritic, the robot came out of the dance. Fan fiction is over. Only a real living person can make Charleston with such speed. The fabric of the robot’s full white jumpsuit, with the accidental neck of the boat, ruffled as the robot danced. The human robot is delighted. So much fun. (“Is the robot… Grimes?” I asked an editor.) Musk drove them off stage.
“The robot Carry On be real, “Musk told the audience on AI Day, among his trademark titters.” Maybe we’ll have a prototype sometime next year that looks like this. “The demo is bad – obviously like that. Trolling Musk and I. Before a robot was a stunt, a way to get people who usually don’t pay attention to Tesla AI Day talking about Tesla AI Day. And the comedy is worn: The implicit commitment to future Musk is the fact that the humanoid robot is not at all real now, even if the person inside the robot is real; once the humanoid robot is indeed, it attracts the people who do it.
“It’s pretty deep,” Musk said. “Because if you say, What is the economy? It is, fundamentally, it is labor. ”
Will the humanoid robot ship, with its screenface, AI chip, eight cameras, 40 electromechanical actuators, and fit-model proportions? Who knows Musk’s bizarre demo reveals the truth of several new technology demos: It’s a hoax, a vision of the future combined with digital duct tape.
Anyone who has traveled to the annual CES in Las Vegas fully understands this. Reality is suspended between rolling display, intelligent exoskeletons, cleaning robots, ug self -driving cars that everything seems to work very well but rarely sells. In 2016, Magic Leap released a videoclip of a virtual whale scattering through a gymnasium floor, set to score oohs and ahhs to the kids on the stands. It is too a deception. Samsung has DSLR photos are displayed of fake demonstrations of “smartphone cameras.” Apple’s more recent tech demos are even more subtle artificial-suggesting a lifestyle that only a small percentage of the world’s population can sustain, promises seamless continuity among gadgets – but the very first iPhone demo a whole charade.
Tesla’s own electric Cybertruck, first unveiled in November of 2019, has a broke first demo. Its release was delayed until 2022.
Of course, some of these products actually ship, and at the same time each year, pandemics and scarcity around the world. It’s rare that tech makers sell you on demos, though, in much the same way a friend trying to put you on a date doesn’t bring up, “They’re too late.”
They trace the good outcome to the future, and, perhaps, the bridge that will cross the unfamiliar valley. They sell you tech that will deepen your sense of humanity, if you can only understand what they are telling you. If only you got the joke. The robot dance demo isn’t real, but it does happen. The robot man is real, but some day it may not be possible.
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